Random Musings

And now, some random musings from a rambling braggart who just had only three hours of sleep...

Britney Spears Divorces Kevin Federline

Just one day after challenging current WWE Champion John Cena to a match on WWE RAW, America's Favorite Freeloader is slapped with divorce papers. Brit-Brit (the current future Mrs. Brown [if only; I can still dream]) denies Leechboy spousal support and is seeking full custody of the two kids produced in the union. Apparently, he's only getting $600,000 for two years of married bliss. Two Valuable Life Lessons are learned here today:

1. Shar Jackson was absolutely right about "K-Mooch" (apologies to Plain Dealer commentator Chuck Yarborough).
2. Britney Spears is, indeed, a John Cena fan.

There Goes Bar Night

Ohio becomes a smoke-free state as of January; this apparently means bars too. Damn. God is trying to tell me something: time to quit in January.

Say It Ain't So, Connie

Sherrod Brown [no relation] has won a seat in the U.S. Senate. The only reason I'm angry about this is because that means Connie Schultz, his wife, is apparently out of a job. There's no way in hell that she is going to return to The Plain Dealer as a commentator without the public talking shit. So while I'm happy that her old man won, it's out of selfishness that I'll miss her commentary terribly. But dammit hell, I hope that I'm wrong.

And Finally

Britney... Call me. (I can't be that lucky, John Cena probably beat me to it.)

BYE-BYE, SADDAM...

THANK GOD.

Ding-Dong, The Bitch Is Dead.

OK, so he's scheduled to be lynched.

And now, Yahoo is saying that the world is divided on Ol' maddaS' sentencing. Half of them say that this is not the way the new Iraq should be; the other half says "tell that to the thousands he killed."

As much as I want to see the sumbitch hung, I think it's not enough.

Send him to an American prison. That way, what he did to the people he killed, people on Death Row can do to him. And I hope they get a medal for icing Sadaam.

Rot in hell, Sadaam. Rot in hell, along with the horse you rode in on.

And for those of you who had the audacity to say, "The hanging of Saddam Hussein will turn to hell for the Americans... the American people will be in more danger with the death of Saddam..." Bring. It. On.