Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Random Musings

And now, some random musings from a rambling braggart who just had only three hours of sleep...

Britney Spears Divorces Kevin Federline
Just one day after challenging current WWE Champion John Cena to a match on WWE RAW, America's Favorite Freeloader is slapped with divorce papers. Brit-Brit (the current future Mrs. Brown [if only; I can still dream]) denies Leechboy spousal support and is seeking full custody of the two kids produced in the union. Apparently, he's only getting $600,000 for two years of married bliss. Two Valuable Life Lessons are learned here today:

  1. Shar Jackson was absolutely right about "K-Mooch" (apologies to Plain Dealer commentator Chuck Yarborough).
  2. Britney Spears is, indeed, a John Cena fan.

There Goes Bar Night
Ohio becomes a smoke-free state as of January; this apparently means bars too. Damn. God is trying to tell me something: time to quit in January.

Say It Ain't So, Connie
Sherrod Brown [no relation] has won a seat in the U.S. Senate. The only reason I'm angry about this is because that means Connie Schultz, his wife, is apparently out of a job. There's no way in hell that she is going to return to The Plain Dealer as a commentator without the public talking shit. So while I'm happy that her old man won, it's out of selfishness that I'll miss her commentary terribly. But dammit hell, I hope that I'm wrong.

And Finally
Britney... Call me. (I can't be that lucky, John Cena probably beat me to it.)

1 comment:

Erin O'Brien said...

Baby, I'd take you over that Cena guy any day of the week.